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I put >:3 in a commit message at work. mastodon has changed me

Google a une liste méconnue de tout ce que vous avez acheté en ligne, et personne ne comprend pourquoi

Dans un onglet méconnu intitulé « achats », Google garde une trace de tout ce que vous avez acheté, depuis la création de votre compte gmail. Cette liste est quasiment impossible à effacer.

Vous ne vous souvenez peut-être pas d’avoir acheté le premier album de Zaz en 2010 sur Amazon, mais Google, lui, s’en rappelle très bien. (...)

there are two wolves inside you. they handshake and establish a secure channel via diffie hellman key exchange. a third wolf inside you is sniffing packets on the network,

#Mastodon v2.8.1 is out 🎉

Among numerous fixes, there are very nice changes around how sensitive media is displayed

mastodon is written in ruby, which is supposedly a garbage collecting language, and yet my toots pass through unscathed

👏 bring me hrt with solar powered drones managed by a local cooperative 👏

I wanted to take a #TransDayOfVisibility selfie but I was too ugly in any of them so have a cat instead

Did the European Parliament just outlaw the only Europe-made social network with #Article13?

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Why is 14.03 pi day anyway. What kind of sick joke is that

Eugen has once again refused to engage me in combat.

bet: the link to this tweet won't work in two years

... Actually, you know what? Now that I have swap set up, let's see exactly how screwed I'm about to be in a few minutes.

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Updating to 2.7.4, which, of course, means shutting down the Mastodon processes because Webpack inevitably causes the entire thing to run out of memory if I don't. Whee.

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